I cleaned my bathroom 1/2 an hour - 45 minutes ago, went downstairs for dinner, came back and my counter was dusty. I know good and well that when I left the bathroom it was clean –Mom double checked it cleanliness. There was no dust on the counter, there was no toothpaste grime in the sink, there was nothing, it was spotless.
So how did 1/2 an hour later dust end up on the counter? Usually I am not a huge conspiracy theorist, but in this case, I am suspicious. I have ruled out the CIA, FBI, CSO, NSA, OSL, and KGB –I doubt they, or any of those other acronym groups would do it.
Consequently I have a new theory, it’s the Bathroom Gremlins, clearly someone must be messing up my bathroom. The BG must be working in close connection with the Dust Bunnies Union. The DBU frequently visit my desk, bookcases, and every one of the surfaces my mother lays eyes on. This is the only thing that makes sense, because I know the bathroom was clean when I left it.
I wonder if the BG and DBU have Boston chapters…
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