Archive for November, 2006

Hello Humidity

A few weeks back Gavin and I noticed that the air in the apartment was quite dry. The gizmo in the living room said the humidity was around 30%. I come from a slightly more humid climate, and Gavin wasn’t appreciating the dryness either so we came to the conclusion we needed a humidifier for the bedroom.

So I went online to Amazon (where we get most of our exciting products from) and started comparing products and reading reviews. We just wanted a small one for the bedroom, nothing huge, and the line aimed at children seemed to fit the bill. I asked Gavin what he thought and he told me what he frequently tells me: “Get whatever you think will work best.”

Although we haven’t tested it out overnight yet (it just arrived today), I am already quite enthralled by it (and very amused by Gavin’s reaction: “Hello Kitty?” and a rather incredulous look. “It glows pink?”) In my defense I did ask him about it when I was looking, and got a noncommital “Get what you want.”

So far I’m quite pleased, when we test ran it for a few moments in the office the humidified air spewed from the ears, it was very cool. It also does a good job lighting up and glowing pink.

3 Bites, you’re Out

After watching the TV interview and walking past it countless times on the Barnes & Nobel display tables, I finally caved and bought a copy of Elizabeth Kostova’s The Historian.

Elizabeth Kostova’s The Historian is the culmination of ten years of research. It is a story about history, reaching back into the Middle Ages. But it is also a modern quest, initiated by a father and daughter, about the powerful myth of Dracula. This sensational novel is causing a world wide frenzy and is due to be published in thirty-seven languages.

That’s all well and good, but I’m going to say there is such a things as too much research. I’m impressed that Ms. Kostova did ten years of research for a work of fiction, kudos to her, but did she really need to include all of her research in the 676 page book?

There comes a point when historical tidbits do not help the plot, they simply become more things to wade through while trying desperately to follow the plot(s). I am reminded of Victor Hugo’s 20-page description of Paris in The Hunchback of Noter Dame (I skipped it and I don’t feel like I missed anything vital to the plot).

Wiki does a great job summing up the plot and plot summary.

The novel is presented as an unnamed first-person account written in the year 2008. Ms. Kostova’s explanation of the nameless narrator is a “literary experiment.” The narrator is a historian whose father, Paul, unwittingly ended up searching for the vampiric Vlad. Although the narrator’s adventures begin in 1972, there are three distinct story lines narrated in parallel, alternating chapters:
•The narrator’s actions in 1972/1973 when at the age of sixteen or seventeen, she began to travel with her father through parts of Europe and, later, from Amsterdam to Southern France with an undergraduate from Oxford, Stephen Barley.
•Paul’s travels during the 1950s, when as a graduate student, he traveled (initially) to Istanbul and then parts of Eastern Europe in search of his mentor, Professor Bartholomew Rossi, who may or may not have been kidnapped.
•Professor Rossi’s own travels in Eastern Europe during 1930.
Much of the story is told through letters, excerpts from books and academic literature, and above all, the narrator’s reconstruction’s of stories told to her by her father. Details of the plot and of Dracula’s nature, motives, and history are slowly revealed.
The book has numerous settings all across Europe, many of which are complicated by Cold War tensions after World War II, the period when much of the action occurs.

The problem comes in when it gets tedious to follow all three plots at once. All the letters and narration are written in the first person: sometimes narrated by a 16-year old girl, sometimes by her father, sometimes by a varying first-person letter writer.

The book starts off interesting with a good balance of plot and history, and quickly takes a turn for the history as the narrator’s father goes off on his quest. The plot is still there, but it takes a back seat as Romanian history and the wanderings of Vlad the Impaler take over. Thrilling, let me tell you.

If the reader has paid any attention at all, some of the key plot points can be easily figured out well before they are revealed. This is sort of a let down.

When Gavin asked why I had put my book down in frustration, I explained I had figured out a crucial plot point about 100 pages earlier and the book was beginning to drag. You should not be able to skim the last 200+ pages of a book and still have a decent idea of what’s going on and how it is going to end.

It wasn’t until I was nearly through book I noticed the Reader’s Pick Guide Inside logo on the cover. I turned to the back and saw the Questions and topics for discussion. The questions reminded me of my high-school english teacher’s open-ended essays.

I also noticed the author had a suggested reading guide in the back as well. With so many historical tidbits, I half expected annotated footnotes, and a complete bibliography –after all, ten years of research went into this!

Over all it is a decent read, and if you can wade through the middle, the beginning and the end and the little bits of plot have some potential.

paper napkins in $3 napkin rings

Today is our six-month anniversary, so once again, we had lasagna and broccoli with garlic bread, and to make it extra special, I found a bottles of sparkling cider and sparkling water to go with the meal.

We sat down at the table and Gavin suddenly burst out laughing. I thought he was laughing at the lasagna (it likes to collapse on the way out of the dish) and was not nearly as amused.

Gavin held up the napkin (it has red sauce so napkins are necessary) and the napkin ring (we picked up 8 the other day at Crate & Barrel with one of our gift cards).

I failed to see the humor in a paper napkin. I don’t like cloth ones, it tends to mean more laundry for me.

Gavin was amused that the $3 napkin rings were being used with paper napkins…

and now for a potential MasterCard commercial:

12 pack of paper towels at Market Basket $4
8 napkin rings from Crate & Barrel $24
6 months of being married to Gavin… priceless

BONSAI Potato

In my ongoing search for a hobby, I came across the ancient art of Bonsai. Unfortunately, Bonsai require skill, care, time, and the ability to keep a plant alive long enough to do something with it.

Clearly not a hobby for me.

Not to be deterred, I found the Bonsai Potato kit.


It looked straight forward enough, buy a potato with a lot of eyes, sit it somewhere and let it do its thing. What do I have to loose? Nothing. We’ve had food go special before, this will just be the first time it is intentional.

So a few weeks ago, I bought a potato and let it sit in the lovely crystal bowl we’ve been using for fruit. Today, I finally checked on it, it’s sprouting!

Don’t worry, I’ll be sure to keep everyone updated on the Bonsai Potato’s progress!

Sign I need New Reading

There is a reason some books sit on the wire racks of Walgreens. Regardless of their rave reviews by Clive Cussler, (”Harrowing… always suspenseful, Sign of The Cross makes you wish it would never end.”) and James Rolling (”What more can you ask from a novel?” … who is he anyway?) some books are best left on the wire racks next to the bodice rippers and horror thrillers.
 
Why did I pick up a copy of Sign of the Cross? I was on my lunch break and needed something new to read, having finally finished Frederick Forsythe’s The Deceiver. Quite honestly it looked like the least awful read on the rack (not saying much, I don’t go for chick-lit, horror, or steamy romance).

Although it was compared to “The DaVinci Code on steroids” by USA Today best-selling author Thom Racina (never heard of him either), about all it has in common with the international bestseller is they both deal with a conspiracy, and they’re both mediocre at best, although The DaVinci Code was a much smoother read.
 
WARNING: CONSPIRACY SPOILERS
 
While The DaVinci Code focuses on Christ’s relationship with the mystical feminine divine, Sign of the Cross sets out to imply that the crucifixion was an elaborate plot by Tiberius to reform the Roman Empire. Then, through rather muddled logic it proceeds to imply that Pilate, not Jesus was responsible for Christianity. Then, because the author dare not take such a stand, includes an epilogue with a letter confirming the conspiracy and Jesus’ status as the messiah.
 
If anything it is murky, convoluted, and the crucifixions come across as excessive gratuitous violence so the author has something gory to snag the reader as he splashes them across the back cover of the book.
 
He tries, and fails, and doesn’t even do a good job at failing. It is all over the place, literally… and the Evil Mastermind never really gets his say. You’re left with a sort of “huh?” feeling, and then you wonder why you bothered to read the book in the first place.
 
I think it is rather sad everyone seems to be picking on the Catholic Church in conspiracy novels these days. I much preferred it when the Communists were behind things (although they always gave the Communists too much credit). Besides, the Catholics don’t have a monopoly on the religion, so why are they to be so feared? And cover ups happen everyday, we just don’t know about them, that’s why they’re called cover ups.
 
Historically speaking, better action figures have taken on the Communists: James Bond and Dirk Pitt have both saved the world from the brink of Communist Chaos. Who has stood up to the Catholic Conspiracy? Dan Brown’s rather unattractive character that was played by Tom Hanks whose name is easily forgotten. Clearly the public favors the Communist Conspiracy.
 
Someone is trying to keep us all in the dark. So? People will believe what they want, regardless of the fact presented to them. The Earth is flat and NASA never landed on the moon, Jesus had a wife, and Pilate founded Christianity. Now that I’ve read all the Vatican Conspiracy books, and seen all the other conspiracy web sites, I’ve come to the simple (totally obvious conclusion) some people have too much time on their hands.

not-quite-to-the-knee socks

There are many problems with being vertically gifted: finding pants that are long enough, shorts that are not microscopically small, and the issue of knee socks.

Yes, knee socks.

Dictinary.com defines knee sock as A sock that reaches just below the knee. Not mid-calf, but just below the knee.

As a vertically gifted person it is difficult to find women’s socks that actually go to just below the knee. Most of the pairs I own fall 2-3 inches short of the marketed target.

I find this to be highly upsetting. I also find the picture to be a most awful one of my knees. I’d like to think my knees look much better than that…then again, the angle is quite unflattering, but it is hard to get one’s knees and alleged knee-socks in the same picture.

The picture does clearly show that the socks (marketed as knee-socks and bought under that assumption) fall a good two to three inches below the knee. Oh the woes of being vertically gifted.

Searching

The Search for better daytime temping reading has begun. The Search, How Google and its Rivals Rewrote the Rules of Business and Transformed Our Culture simply isn’t doing it for me (although I’m nearly done with it). The cover boasts it was a Wallstreet Journal and Business Week Bestseller and a Finalist for the Goldman Sachs/FT Business Book of the Year Award. That should’ve clued me in.

I would also like to respectfully disagree with USA Today’s assessment of the book.

The Search is a superb story, well written and feverishly researched. Whether you are a student, techie, business executive, budding visionary or just enjoy pop culture, this is a book not to be missed.

Or maybe I’m just not the target audience. I can’t say that I care much about the inner workings of Google’s IPO or other search engine’s techniques. The book drags through the first hundred or so pages, gets interesting in the middle –once Google enters the picture– and then drags some more, once Google goes public.

On the bright side, it has helped make the 8 hour day go a little quicker, and it does fit nicely in my purse. It also has truly hideous cover art (what were they thinking with the colors??).