Archive for September, 2007

it was a Garden Centipede

Today my bug book showed up. After the incident with the centipede I ordered a copy of Bugs of Northern California and I have identified the offending centipede.

It is a Garden Centipede, Lithobius spp. “Centipedes are predators and have venomous fangs…” Well, that’s good to know. “Our local species is not dangerous to people, but small children should still avoid handling them.”

On the happy side, “once in the house however, a centipede is no longer in contact with its most cherished substance, moisture.” Which means after awhile they’ll shrivel up and die. “Garden centipedes quickly dry out indoors…” well, the one I found certainly wasn’t “desiccated and shriveled” to about half it’s normal size.

It was still wiggling an hour or so later when I saved it from the trash to photograph it. It did a lot of wiggling from the time I picked it up off the kitchen floor to the time it finally got flushed. Shouldn’t it have dried out by then? It defiantly wasn’t a millipede, maybe it just got extra lucky…

Strudel, Round 1… over my head

With all the baking I’ve done recently, I decided to try something a little more complicated. Why not a Strudel? Of course I could buy the philo dough from the store, but where would the fun in that be? Gavin was supportive of the idea of a strudel made from scratch. So I embarked on a series of cullinary misadventures.

Friday 9/14: I found a strudel recipe in my The German Cookbook, photo copied it, and added it to my recipe collection.

Saturday 9/15: Feeling inspired by my recent successes with other baking projects I turned to the strudel recipe I had photocopied the day before. The apple filling was easy enough to make, but the dough looked daunting. Enough pastry cloth to cover a large work surface (like the dining room table)?

I called Mom to ask for advice. She’d never taken on any pastry so ambitious. “It sounds similar to philo dough,” she said helpfully. “You can get that at the grocery store.” Yes, I could, but that would defeat the purpose.

Desperately wishing photos and step-by-step how-to’s had accompanied the cookbook, I turned back to the recipe. Pastry cloth or a table cloth that drapes over the edge. We have two table cloths: a very nice one we got as a wedding present and a rather aged plastic one that was my mother-in-law didn’t want back, and that we left outside for a few days. Neither was really a candidate for rolling dough on.

So what else is large enough to cover a table and cloth? I racked my brain. Sheets!
“Gavin, do we have any old sheets that could be possibly destroyed?”
I got one of those looks that implied he thought I was out of my mind (I get them at least once a day).
“Why?”
“I need a large cloth to drape over the kitchen table.”
I got an inquisitive look, and explained my pastry cloth debacle.
Gavin googled pastry cloth. After a few minutes, we decided not to bother buying real pastry cloth, all it is is 100% cotton knit. We resolved to go to the fabric store the following day.

“So you’ll be in over your head?”
“I’ve never done anything like this before.”
“Excellent. We could make it for Thanksgiving.”
“It’s not Nick-safe.” (Nick is a friend of ours with really bad food allergies).
“We can make it a few days before he gets here.”
“We’ll see.”
“Then I can tell everyone look what my wife made!” He puffed his chest out proudly and spoke to the imaginary guests in the office. “Can your wife make that?”
“If by your wife you mean our mothers I don’t think they’d even attempt it.”
Gavin nodded sagely.

A little later I googled around for second opinions on the best way to deal with dough. Baking 911 had some ideas. So the plan: compare Baking 911’s suggestions with The German Cookbook’s suggestions and come up with some hybrid. If I’m going to get in over my head, I may as well get in way over.

Sunday 9/16:
Today Gavin and I drove into Rhonert Park and visited the fabric store. After some quick searching we found generic white cotton cloth. Next week I plan to wash it and put it into use as pastry cloth. We have three yards of it which should be more than enough to cover the table, and as Gavin so aptly put:
“You can never have too much white cotton fabric.”

Maybe I’ll wrap him as a Mummy for Halloween.

Continuing in my quest for Strudel I IMed Leslie, she spent a year in Munich, and I hoped she had gained some insights into German pastry. Leslie advised me that “holes aren´t festive” and “not too many raisins… but then, i´m not a huge raisin fan…” Things to keep that in mind.

Monday 9/17:
I went to the store and picked up the apples I would need for the strudel. I didn’t feel overly inspired to make it yet, so I continued to read and compare the recipes.

Both recipes were quite adamant that the dough stay supple, whole and moist. They whole-heartedly agreed with Leslie’s “holes aren’t festive” and offered multiple solutions: take off rings, trim nails, go slowly, let the dough (and yourself) rest, don’t try to patch holes.

Still feeling slightly uninspired I peeled apples and watched Matlock. I cored and thinly sliced the apples as well. I think the knife needs to be sharpened. I decided to try the Baking 911 strudel recipes. I closely followed the directions, and ended up with enough dough for three strudel.

I rolled out the dough carefully on the pastry cloth. I let it sit and rest, I sat and rested. I mixed up the apples with the sugar and cinnamon. I carefully rolled up the strudel, brushed it with butter, and slit some holes in the top.

After about an hour in the oven, it smelled wonderful, but the crust looked all wrong. Could the bread flour be at fault? Did I need to make more slits in the top? Should I really have used the egg wash? Was the dough too thick?

I still don’t have an answer for that, but I do have two more strudels sitting in the fridge: another apple on and one with walnut filling. They were constructed at the same time, from the same dough as the first one, hopefully something goes differently with them.

Eventually the molten apple and sugar inside will cool down and I can try some of my creation, I’m hoping it tastes better than it looks.


After it had cooled down, I cut into it. The inside looked right, but the crust was all wrong. The filling tasted right, perfect in fact; the crust tasted right too, but it’s consistency was wrong. I think next time I’ll use regular flour (instead of bread flour like Baking 911 suggested) and cook it for a slightly shorter time.

On the bright side none of my dough got holes in it.

New Photo Album Added


In the new album Late Summer Adventures there will be fun new photos of our adventures, baking, cooking, ice-cream making, around our townhouse, around the Sebastopol area, along Highway 1 and Ft. Ross.

comparing signature dishes isn’t fair

This morning on our drive home from Rhonert Park I announced I was going to attempt to make Rouladen. I also reassured Gavin if Rouladen failed too horribly we could have leftover lasagna for dinner.

Rouladen is one of Oma’s Specialties, so after comparing recipes I’d found online and in my German Cookbook I came up with my own hybrid version. I don’t have Oma’s exact recipe, but I managed to get the over-all taste right. The meat on the other hand was “a bit tough” (I think Gavin was being generous).

My First Attempt at Rouladen

Gavin also pointed out it wasn’t “Quite the same color as Oma’s” and “her’s fell right apart.” He also noted that it wasn’t quite fair “comparing her signature dish with [my] first attempt.” But the flavor was right.

After dinner I called Mom, she had several suggestions:
Pound on them
Submerge them completely in liquid
Simmer them vigorously… (?)
Poke at them to rotate them every 10-15 minutes

She and Oma also make them in a pressure cooker (and that’s “the only way I’ve ever made them” … same with Oma, always with the pressure cooker).

So, with those above tips, hopefully my next attempts at Rouladen will be more successful.

Kindli’s Not Quite Authentic But Quite Yummy (in flavor, but all together too chewy) Rouladen

Round Top Round Steak Thin (as in 1/4 inch thick or less)
carrots
parsley flakes
onion powder
garlic powder
pepper
mustard
an onion
some butter
2 cups beef broth
1 cup water
some sour cream

Sauté onion in butter until soft and brown. While that’s happening, coat one side of the steak in mustard, place a carrot at one end of the filet and roll it up snugly. secure with cotton twine or toothpicks. Lightly coat the secured roll in parsley flakes, onion powder, garlic powder and pepper.

Once all your rolls are complete brown them with the onions and butter. When that is done, add beef broth and water (enough liquid to completly submerge). Simmer for an hour or so. Poke at them periodically.

I also dumped in a hand-full of baby carrots to the broth as it simmered, and in the last 5-10 minutes I added some sour cream to make the sauce thicker and more flavorful. I plan to served it with rice, and the simmered baby-carrots.

afternoon drive to Ft. Ross

This morning Gavin and I drove to Rhonert Park in search of JoAnn Fabrics. We drove in circles for a while, until I deduced it was next to Burlington Coat Factory. After we procured three yards of generic white cotton fabric (to be pressed into duty as pastry cloth), we went Lowes, and then to lunch at In-n-out Burger, where my drink cup announced Revelation 3:60 on it’s inner rim, and Gavin’s milk shake proclaimed John 3:16.

Driving back to Sebastopol I was struck by the sudden urge to keep driving. Mount Something-or-other was just 28 miles away on 116, why not drive to it? Gavin pulled out the map, Mount Something-or-other was not on it, so he suggested we drive up 12 to 1 and go to Fort Ross.

We deposited our purchases at home, filled water bottles, grabbed the camera, and turned right onto 12. We stayed on 12 until we had to turn right again onto 1. We drove past Bodega Bay, and past a few more little towns. Gavin kept up a constant dialogue about how pretty everything was, while I kept my eyes firmly on the road ahead as it twisted and turned.

That’s when things started getting a little strange. Once we were well past Bodega signs for cows started popping up along the highway. Cows and rock slides. Then there were cattle guards in the road, and things got twistier and turnier. Near one run-down looking barn there was cow poo on the road.

Sure enough, there were cows. The cows were on both sides of the hills, grazing happily, oblivious of the multi-million dollar views of the Pacific on the left, and equally uninterested in the SUVs and RVs that creeped by in the hair-pin turns. There was one cow that did seem to take an interest, he sat about a foot off the road staring at the passing vehicles.

The Observant Cow Observing Traffic

Kindli near Ft. Ross

We continued our drive and eventually made it to Fort Ross. Gavin donned a windbreaker (with shorts) and pulled on my prin hoodie (with flip-flops). It was quite brisk and very windy out. Gavin excitedly talked about a field trip he’d made to the Fort and how he’d gotten to stand night-watch. I took more pictures.

Scenery along Highway 1

On the drive home three motorcycles passed us… and the two cars ahead of us… in a blind turn on a two way rather narrow street. We also passed the Cow Observing Traffic (again), and we stopped several times to get more pictures of the lovely scenery.

lasagna! lasagna! lasagna!

Emboldened by my previous successes with brownies with my Baker’s Edge Pan I decided to try making the lasagna recipe. I would like to preface this by saying I have never made lasagna from scratch. I have watched my mother make lasagna before, and I’ve opened the Stouffers’s lasagna packages, but that’s not quite the same.

After my previous mishap with the Orange Cornmeal Cake, I’ve been carefully reading and following directions far more carefully. I very carefully read and reread the directions and began assembling the lasagna.

My main concern was the amount of filling and stuff that had to fit in the pan. The directions were quite clear on the amounts, and I’m hoping the large quantities of sauce and cheese will help cook the noodles.

I assembled the lasagna in advance, put the foil over it and sat it in the fridge for about an hour before I cooked it.

When it came time to put it in the oven, I preemptively lined the rack with foil. I am terribly paranoid about things bubbling over and I loathe oven cleaning.

There was a happy surprise for me when I went to take the lasagna out of the oven, it had not over flowed its container, and it smelled fantastic. The noodles looked to have cooked as well, which I was grateful for.


“It looks good,” Gavin said looking over the my shoulder. “You really like that pan don’t you?”
“It’s wonderful,” I gushed.
After it had sat for 10 minutes I carefully cut into it. The first piece flipped over.
“I see we need to work on our presentation,” Gavin remarked. The second piece came out nicely.

First piece - the one that flipped

“This is good,” Gavin remarked after a mouthful.

The top noodle was a bit tougher than the lower ones, but over all it was quite a successful lasagna. I was very pleased with how it turned out. I’m quite glad it turned out well, we’re going to have quite a few leftovers.

The Internet is a Vast and Mysterious Place

Few things help pass the time like baking and half listening/half watching some conspiracy documentary on the internet. Rather far-fetched as it was, it made nice background noise and offered interesting visuals as I melted, mixed and balled the dough.

I was making Soft and Chewy Chocolate Bites. I’m not 100% sure how I came across the recipe, the internet is a vast and mysterious place, but it looked like fun, so I decided to give it a try.

I blatantly ignored the directions to melt the chocolate and butter in the microwave. In the past melting things in the microwave has let to things being reduced to a carbon state (chocolate) or having holes blasted through it by invisible rays (butter).

The double boiler was still in the drying rack from yesterdays brownie adventures so I used it instead. So it took a little more than two minutes, but there were not charred carbon flakes mixing in with my chocolate, and the butter didn’t look like it had been ray-gunned into submission.

I took the mix off the heat to add the sugar, eggs and vanilla. That went fairly smoothly, once I grabbed the metal whisk (don’t try the silicon whisk for that, it’s not worth the effort, and NEVER use metal whisks on non-stick pots).

The flour was a little less cooperative and I had to find my wooden spoon to fold the flour under to keep it from poofing all over the kitchen (it made valiant attempts anyway, I had to sweep afterwards).

Once it was all mixed up I convinced the dough that it really did want to go into the saran-wrap lined bowl and into the fridge to chill for a bit. That was tricky.

After it had cooled for a bit (and I had swept the floor and paid some attention to the conspiracy theorists), I dumped it out (still on the saran-wrap) onto a cutting board. I mashed the dough out to about 1/2 an inch thick and cut it into several strips about 2 inches wide.

At this point, you probably think I’m crazy, but have you ever tried to ball cold cookie dough? It is much easier to mash it out, cut it up and ball the pieces you pull off the strips. Unless it’s too solid to mash out, then I quarter it and quarter it again, sort of like clay.

The cookies baked for about 9 1/2 minutes, and turned out quite nicely. Gavin rated them as “yummy” which while not quite as good as “fantastic” or “exquisite” is still pretty good.


I like taking pictures of my culinary creations. They tend to sit still and not grimace at me when I pull out the camera. I think these turned out particularly well. I wish the front ones was more in focus, hmmm, I shall have to work on that.

Oh so Chewy Double Boiler Chocolate Brownies

My new Baker’s Edge Brownie pan is, so far, the most exciting pan in the kitchen. It is just so cool looking and so much fun to use. It’s made more exciting because the brownie recipes call for a Edge Lovers Chewy Edge Brownies from the website. I enthusiastically dug out the double-boiler (it migrates to the far corner just out of reach), followed the directions closely and then poured the molten sludgy mixture into the pan.

Watching the sludgy mixture slowly ooze around the pan’s unique shape is neat to watch. It starts thicker in the location you’re pouring it and then it slowly levels off to a uniform thickness. According to Megan on NotMartha, after it is done baking, the brownies can be turned out in one long zig-zaggy piece.


It came out in one piece, quite nicely, sort of maze-brownie… maybe I could make a maze cake… or an Excite Truck racing cake… hmmm.

So far the brownies have consistently come out perfectly. Chewy edges, not-too-gooey middles, and they fill the house with a pleasant chocolate smell.

Experimental Cooking

Between searching the internet for a job and Matlock episodes I’ve been practicing my baking and cooking sills. I’ve been trying to use kitchen items that I don’t normally use, and try new things.

I made Apple Cake with Caramel Topping from The Cast Iron Skillet Cookbook, page 125. It was quite yummy, and I got to use the cast iron skillet. I’m starting to like the cast iron skillet, last week I used it to make glazed chicken, and I’ve also used it to make pizza.

Until this morning, I had a never-used crock-pot. I’d purchased it back in Boston thinking I could make crock-pot dinners while I was temping. I had the best of intentions, looked up recipes and was quite turned off by the “chicken with a can of cream-of-mystery soup.”

I scoured the internet and came across a recipe for Sloppy Joes
(simple and if it gets messed up I won’t feel too bad throwing it away). If all goes well, we’ll have it for dinner tonight. Hopefully it will go well. If anyone knows any good crock-pot recipes please let me know.

By far the most exciting addition to my kitchen is my new Baker’s Edge brownie pan. I was quite thrilled to get it, it’s gotten nothing but wonderful reviews on Amazon and Not Martha.


I made the cream-cheese swirl brownies from the recipe pamphlet included with the box. I’m also going to try their Classic Lasagna recipe, and I’m curious if my pastatsio recipe would work in it.

Updates & Opinions on the Weather

Living up to our blog’s subtitle, I shall now inform you of my Opinions on the Weather.

Weather in Sebastopol is weird. When we first moved here, the mornings were chilly and dense fog blanketed the ground. The foggy mornings have lessened and the mornings have warmed a little.

Thursday afternoon the temperature dropped, wind picked up and the sky became overcast. Everywhere else I have lived those are classic signs of an impending downpour, out here, it was just brisker, windier and more overcast. No rain.

No rain later in the evening, or that night, or Friday, although it continued to stay on the cooler side.

I’m not complaining, I don’t mind it being comfortably cool, it’s just a little strange. I mentioned it to Gavin on Thursday afternoon, and got an explanation about mountains and which side we were on.

In Houston things like that were caused by high and low pressure systems, cold fronts and systems influenced by the Gulf (I’d watch and compare the evening news’ weather).

I never really followed Elsah weather, unless there was a tornado warning, and all I cared about in Boston was how rain and snow would effect my commute (weather forecasts lie, pack an umbrella).

I guess I need to learn my California geography a little better, and maybe watch the local weather forcasts. And now it’s clear, sun-shiney and still on the slightly-cooler side. Sebastopol has the weirdest weather.